- Mutants At The Shopping-Mall -

music : Ferdy Doernberg & Michael Terrana

lyrics : Ferdy Doernberg & Johnny Gioeli

Well, in my younger years I used to go to the cinema quite a lot

- I payed a few pounds and then I could escape into a cool and different world full of mutants, aliens and other strange individuals.

Nowadays I don´t do that anymore - I don´t have to !

I just go to the next shopping mall and get it all for free ! Mutants all around me !!! And the best thing about it is : I can go there anytime I want - watch some mutants and leave !!!  It´s so easy !

I don´t even have to buy anything. Bring the popcorn !!!!

Well, you might ask yourselves now  : "What the hell is his problem ?" - you may think that I hate people around me. And the answer is : "Yes, you´re right - I do !" At least most of them !!!

Especially the ones who always stand in front of me at the airport not knowing what the hell the metal-detector is for. Well, of course you know that - I do, too - but the guy in front of me is always too damn stupid to get the point.

Actually I like people ! Smart people ! But where do they hide ?

( I´ve been searching - I´ve been searching for you ! )

Yeah, what does a metal-detector detect ? Metal ! I mean, sorry - how hard can it be ? Tight pants are made for skinny people ! Exclamation mark !

And what´s even worse : Why is it always the people we all never ever want to see naked, who always feel the need to expose themselves ?  Yeah, I know : I´m not the skinniest guy in the world myself ! And people sitting in glasshouses shouldn´t be throwing stones ! But at least I take a good look in the mirror before I leave my house. And I use water and soap ! Is that too much to ask for ? By the way : Why the hell do you think it´s called underwear ? Because you´re not supposed to see it !!!

Pull up those pants !!!